That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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