talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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