But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he thought i was a dude.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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