these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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