Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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