we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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