i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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