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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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