He is an equal opportunity slut.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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