he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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