I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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