Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
that may or may not have been my penis.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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