Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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