and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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