I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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