I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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