last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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