yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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