How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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