I just made out with a guy for $7.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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