Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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