We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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