The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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