Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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