were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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