Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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