oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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