omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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