But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
