You work out of a Hotel?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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