when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
cat food counts as protein by the way
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
