he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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