There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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