i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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