They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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