my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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