Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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