But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My ass is underappreciated
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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