I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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