Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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