know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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