can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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