I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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