so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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