garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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