i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
