How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just threw up on my dentist
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
