so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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