i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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