yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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